10 Things I didn't expect to come out of my mouth

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1. Don't make me stop this car2. Do you think we own the electric company?3. Do you think money grows on trees?4. Wait 'til your father gets home5. If <insert name here> told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?6. There are thousands of people in <name third world country> who would kill to eat this food7. Leave a little water in the river (to student taking too long at the bubbler)8. I'm burning hard coal (okay, that one definitely dates me)9. Settle down.10. That's what a good test-taker does.