10 Things I didn’t expect to come out of my mouth

1. Don’t make me stop this car

2. Do you think we own the electric company?

3. Do you think money grows on trees?

4. Wait ’til your father gets home

5. If <insert name here> told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

6. There are thousands of people in <name third world country> who would kill to eat this food

7. Leave a little water in the river (to student taking too long at the bubbler)

8. I’m burning hard coal (okay, that one definitely dates me)

9. Settle down.

10. That’s what a good test-taker does.

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